In honor of this upcoming St. Valentine's Day, and because a discussion on my favorite site got me to thinking... I'm going to list some of the men I have had or still have a super huge "crush" on with the reasons why I think they are so sexy. Not listing Nagano-san in this one cause everyone already knows how I feel about him and why I think he's sexy. I couldn't decide which order to put them in so I opted for alphabetical order. So don't think that the first one on the list is my personal number one. I could not place them any special order if I wanted to. Each has his own special appeal. They are all number 1's in my book:
(If you'd like, you can click on their names for more information)
Occupation: NASCAR Sprint Cup Racecar Driver
I call him "My little Marlboro Man". Don't ask me why. He just looks like he could play the part. I'm a big NASCAR fan so I took an interest in Clint Bowyer as soon as he came on the scene. Anyone who gets a ride at Richard Childress Racing is worth taking a long look at. In the beginning, my interest was only because he was a new guy coming up and I always watch the new guys to see who will make it and who won't. Clint was pretty good right out of the box. It didn't take him long to be one of the broadcaster's favorite interviews. That's when I first saw his fierce blue-gray eyes. He has such a piercing gaze, like a hawk. And the most mischevious grin you've ever seen. I also like that sexy little swagger he has in his stroll. He's certainly not a "metrosexual". He's rugged and manly looking. I like that about him. At 28, he's actually a little young for me. I usually like my men to have a little age on them. It might be fun to teach him a thing or two, though. Then again, he might just teach me something new. Either way, it would be interesting.
NATO Supreme Allied Commander - Europe
2004 Democratic Presidential Candidate
This guy is just yummy. In my opinion they just don't get any sexier than Wes Clark. Scholar, Warrior, Leader... who doesn't find that irresistable? He's so intelligent, so stalwart, so honorable... It's almost intimidating to think of him in a physical way. Actually, when I first became a supporter back in 2003, I didn't think of him in "that way" at all. I mean, I noticed he was handsome, who wouldn't, but I didn't really dwell on it. It wasn't the most important thing about him. I was overwhelmed by his superior intellect and his common sense. Then I had a dream about him in which we were intensely intimate. You have to understand that I don't usually remember my dreams, but this one was so extremely vivid, it actually woke me up. I can now say that I can imagine quite clearly what General Clark tastes like. Long story short (sort of), I've had the hots for him ever since. The man literally makes my mouth water. He has deep, dark hazel eyes. He looks somewhat mysterious. I like those pointy eye teeth, too. I bet his nibbles feel really nice. He is remarkably fit for a man of 63, but what else would you expect of a man who spent 34 years in the military? He has strong looking hands and he looks ever so fine in uniform with all his awards and medals on his chest.
When the first Star Wars movie came out I was an eleven year old, pre-teen girl. I recall that everyone was going ga-ga over Mark Hamill, the guy who played Luke Skywalker. Being the strange little girl that I was, I was completely turned off by "nice guy" Luke. The guy that made my little heart go pitter-patter was Han, played by a virtual unknown by the name of Harrison Ford. See, I told you guys I always liked older men. Han was just the coolest, the sexiest, the manliest thing I'd ever seen. I loved that sense of danger coupled with sensitivity and humor, that the character portrayed. Many of the rolls he has played since are, at heart, still that way. At 65, he is getting on in years, I guess, but he's still sexy in that strange, not quite handsome way, that he's always been. I dare say he will be until the day he dies. He has never been the "classic" leading man. The characters he protrays are gritty, witty, wise, self-centered, soft-hearted, funny, flamboyant, conniving, manipulating... and he pulls it all off with pinache. His face has "character". It's a strong face, a good face. He looks like the kind of man you can depend on. I like his rugged features and the sparkle in his eyes. And his hair looks so soft. I'd love to run my fingers through his hair. And his mouth... with a mouth like that he's bound to be a good kisser...
Guitarist for The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Singer - Songwriter
What can I say about this guy? I think he definitely looks better with long hair. He's crazy sexy with long hair. And he's so talented. The way he plays guitar, it's like he's all alone in his own little world... just him and his guitar, making love... I think it would be nice to go there with him. I imagine he is a tender, considerate lover. With lots of hidden passion. Being with him would be satisfying on many different levels, I think. I like the way he moves when he's playing. He's so abandoned, his movements are so free, and his face is inward-looking. Like he's completely lost in what he's doing, feeling and enjoying each sensation. I imagine he would be like that during sex.
NASCAR Commentator - Championship Winning Crew Chief
This guy has the most vivid blue-green eyes. When the camera gets him at a good angle it will flat take your breath away. He's just awesomely sexy. I keep having this fantasy of snuggling up in his lap (te-he-he, giggle, giggle). I like the way he looks coming and going. They showed him on TV a couple of years ago, demonstrating how a pit crew works. He was playing the part of the tire changer. When he knelt down to change that tire and the camera got a good shot of that ass! Oh Lord! He is just fine, fine, fine. Looking at this man makes me hungry. And I'd love to take a bite. He's smart, funny, successful, looks good in jeans and a t-shirt, looks good in a tux. Actually, scratch that. Jeff Hammond looks delicious in a tux. Like a wonderful present just waiting to be unwrapped. At 51, he's a little bit heavier than he used to be when he was working on cars instead of running his mouth for a living, but he's still super sexy. He's a little thicker around the middle than he used to be, but then again... so am I. And hey, it's nice to have something to hold on to when its cold. And he's still muscular. He may be heavier, but he's still firm, not flabby. I'd love to run my hands over every inch of that hard body of his. The thought of that makes my heart beat faster, for sure.
Dr. Michio Kaku
Theoretical Physicist - Professor - Author
Ah God! This man has such a brilliant mind! At the age of 61 he is not "buff", he's not athletic. I suspect that he never has been. But none of that matters, because his mind is what makes him so sexy. I think it must be something instinctual. When a woman encounters a man who is so obviously, Earth-shatteringly intelligent, her body has to just naturally feel the urge to procreate. I mean, you would instinctively want to pass those genes down to your offspring, right? Not that I want any more kids, one is quite enough for me, thank you. But you know what I mean, right? How could any woman not want her kids to be that smart? And the fact that it doesn't exactly hurt to look at him is a plus. A nice plus, but a plus nevertheless. It isn't a nessessity. I look at him and I imagine that in another place and time he would hold the place of tribal leader, or shaman. A person of strong beliefs, keen intelligence, and sensativity. I believe that Dr. Kaku is a very sensual man in his heart. No one could have such a feeling for the natural world and not be a sensual, sexy, ardent lover.
Washington Post Political Reporter - MSNBC Political Analyst - Author
Perhaps not the man your average woman would fantasize about, but then... I'm not your "average woman". Never have been. I usually need to feel some amount of respect for a man in order to feel attracted to him. Dana Milbank is such a man. I have a tremendous amount of respect for his abilities as a reporter, a commentator, a writer, an observer of the world. He has the ability to understand what people are really saying and convey that to us, Joe and Josephine Q. Public, without talking down to us. He has an especially wry sense of humor, though he can sometimes show a sillier side, witness the picture above. Since he is always impeccably dressed it's really hard to tell what sort of shape he really has, but I love his hands. They look strong. As a political junkie, it helps that he seems to "lean my way". I can usually agree with most everything he says. I must say that goes a long way toward making him attractive to me. I think he'd be comfortable to snuggle with. And he has a sensual mouth. I think he'd be a great kisser. The way he has his collar loosened in the picture on the left makes me think that he'd be a lot of fun if you could get behind that "oh so proper" demeanor. I also love the way he kind of quirks his eyebrow and half-smiles when he hears someone say something he doesn't neccessarily agree with. Like I said, if he ever loosens up more than his collar, I bet he's as fun and physical as any woman could wish.
Host of cable news netork MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann"
I am obsessed with Keith Olbermann. I don't always agree with everything he says, but his rapier wit and his raw emotion when he goes on his rants is just mind blowing. You have to respect that kind of passion. He's actually not all that attractive to me, physically. I love his sense of humor. I admire his wit, his knowledge. I respect his ability to put his emotions out there for everyone to see. I suspect that he'd be a real pain to have to live with, so thank God I don't fantasize about that. So what do I fantasize about him for if I don't find him attractive? Well... I guess the fact that he's so tall, so big, and he dresses well, makes him a little attractive. And it's not like he's ugly or anything. I can't ever figure out if he's wearing a toupe or not. I'm pretty sure he is, but that shouldn't matter given who is next on my little list, but... it is kind of off putting. Nevertheless, I admire him so much on an intellectual level that I do find him quite sexy, without feeling the least bit of physical attraction for him. It's purely cerebral. Not that I'm unfamilar with that concept or with feeling like this. I had such an intense intellectual crush on my 10th grade Ancient History professor. The man had a mind like I'd never encountered before. I think I was half in love with him, but that's an entirely different story... I'm not sure I'd want to "go to bed" with Keith Olbermann even if I got the chance. I think it would be purely orgasmic to just sit and talk with him. Perhaps even to just sit and listen while he did all the talking. Come to think of it, that scenario would probably get him off just fine, too. HA!
The man is just sizzlin' hot for 67 years of age. Even bald the man is sexy. Actually, I can't imagine him with hair. Yes, I know he's worn hair in some of his rolls. But I can't imagine him with real hair, his own hair. He must have had some at some point in his life. But I like him just fine like he is. He's got great legs, wonderful hands, a very expressive face. The thought of rubbing that bald pate gives me the shivers. It seems like such an intimate act to perform with this man. Almost like rubbing that "other" bald pate. Not to be too vulgar about it, but I'd just like to have down and dirty sweaty screaming wild sex with the man. Yes, yes, yes... I admire his acting. His ability to play any character, any scene, any genre, and make it believeable, is just awesome. But my first and continuing reaction to this guy has always been sheer lust. This is one of the rare ones that I don't think I would even have to feel respect for, although I do. But even if I didn't, I would still want to do the wild thang with him. Sometimes you just have that reaction to some people. Hey, I'm not here to analize, I'm just saying what is.
Race Car Driver - Track Owner - Philanthropist
Oh Lord! This man is just awesomely sexy. I love the "danger" aspect of what he is. He doesn't just drive racecars for a living. It's what and who he is. All he wants to do is drive fast and win. Being someone who is afraid of practically everything, I admire his lack of fear in anything. I love his plain spoken ways, the way he just tells you whats on his mind. He doesn't fool around and he doesn't seem concerned that his sponsor might not like what he says. If a member of the media asks him a stupid or repetative question, he tells them what he thinks of it. If someone gets in his way when he's mad, he'll walk right over or through them. If the NASCAR officials do something that he thinks isn't right, he tells everybody. He's not the least bit "politically correct". And if he sees a child in need, he tries to help. He's donated millions of dollars to children's charities over the years. He's also donated, if not millions, then hundreds of thousands, to the foundation to help older racecar drivers. The ones who paved the way for all those in racing today and who didn't get paid for it. He has actually paid the medical bills for some of them himself. I love the way he is a tough guy and also a big softie at heart. He always tries to do the right thing as he sees it. And he doesn't care that not everyone sees the right thing the same way he does. He throws tantrums like a two year old, and stands up and takes it on the chin like a man. He has his own complicated code of honor and he adheres to it absolutely. He's a winner, a champion in every mode of racing he's ever competed in. He has a great smile, and I confess to a deep desire to bite him on the lower lip. The right side, specifically. Yes, he's a little bit pudgy, but that's just more to love. And I'd love to get my arms around the man. I like the way he's letting his hair grow out longer this year. It's a nice look for him. I'm also fascinated by how fast his facial hair grows. If he's smooth shaven at the start of the race and the race goes over long, he has more than 5 o'clock shadow when its over with. I love the scruffy look on him anyway. He looks great with that almost beard he goes around in all the time. It just makes him look sexier. And I love the way his chest hairs kind of peek out of the top of his shirt sometimes. I'd really like to feel that, run my fingers through it... He's also got the most beautiful, most mishcevious brown eyes. They sparkle and shine when he's pulling a prank or telling a joke. They flash with anger when he's riled up. And they look so deep and soulful when he's talking about something that really means a lot to him, like his children's charities. I also like the way that he respects the older drivers. That's just a part of what makes him so sexy. I love his desire and his drive to be the best. I'd like to find out if that also applies to his efforts in the sack.
I think I'm going to wrap this list up now. There are more fellows out there that get my motor running. But this post is becoming rather ridiculously long. Perhaps they will pop up another time.